February 2011
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I am so happy. cause i talked to the guy that I had a tiny crush since the .. sixth grade. and and we were talking for a couple of hours. and and and he thinks i’m cute. and and, I haven’t had this feeling of these butterflies in a long time. you know when you see the guy you like, you just mellllllllt inside. welp. i thought i’d share you my excitement.
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Sam: Mom did you know that you lose up to 200 calories while having sex?
Sams Mom: WELP, GOTTA START WORKING ON THAT!
...... awk.
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omg my dash is like sex now
January 2011
bleh! it’s 2:41 am. and i can’t fall asleep.